Chicken and eggs
Published by aud April 30th, 2006 in What's that?NO, I’m not going into the very controversial pro-life or pro-choice debate (yay pro-life, the other one makes not a lot of sense). This is just a joke I found funny. Please ignore any annoyingness in grammer and such because I heard it by ear not by copy and paste eyes.
A guy walks into a restraunt and orders fried chicken. The waitress brings him a scrambled egg, confused the man says,
“excuse me mam, but I believe I ordered a fried CHICKEN, not an egg”
and the waitress replies, “this sir is a fertilized egg, and we are pro-life”
Took me a while to get it. Ok, I got it. Cute.